Back in 2004, illustrator Angela Fox and I self-published a children’s book entitled “Comet & the Rainbow”. The fairy tale was produced as a PowerPoint plug-and-play CD for the PC, complete with narration by yours truly.
The quality of the narration was terrible and the PowerPoint delivery mechanism failed miserably: the release of Comet & the Rainbow was considerably less than stellar. In fact, it was a virtual implosion whose event horizon was attained rather swiftly with the arrival of a particular minister’s email condemning me to burn forever in the eternal fires of Hell.
Why is that, you might ask?
Comet & the Rainbow — promoted as an “eco-planetary tale” that helps children better understand why it is a good idea to leave the ecology of Mother Earth intact — is a mixture of both science and religion. Apparently, it’s okay to be either pro-evolution or pro-creationism, but — heaven forbid! — not both. Page 1 Narration
Have I learned anything from the smell of brimstone or my attempt at melding science with religion and letting children enjoy a fairy tale for the sake of the story without having to dissect issues that don’t interest them anyhow?
Hell, no! Instead, what I did was crouch like a beast sitting in the shadows and waited a decade for technology to catch up.
Rah! Good News:
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Last week, Comet & the Rainbow went live as a children’s book/fairy tale on the Apple iTunes Store, available in 60 some-odd countries. The narration audio and text resolution has been exponentially improved. Like the Namuh and the Little Green Planet, C&R has evolved. It is, truly, the best that I can make it.
Bad news for some:
To date, Apple’s iTunes’ “iBook” format is the only game in town when it comes to embedding audio files (i.e. narration) directly into an image-only page such as C&R. To my knowledge, Amazon, Barnes & Nobel, and other ePub associated publishing platforms (as opposed to Apple’s iBooks) do not yet allow such embedding. However, with that said, I am working on an Amazon version of Comet & the Rainbow that will not contain narration. Rest assured that I will once again crouch like a beast sitting in the shadows and wait for technology to catch up to the ePub arena.
Until that happens, to view this book, you must have an Apple iPad with iBooks 3 or later (free software) and iOS 5.1 or later, or any Mac (using Mavericks OS X 10.9 or greater) and iBooks 1.0 or later (free software).
Meanwhile:
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Can the Namuh avoid destroying everything worth saving on the Little Green Planet before it’s too late? Kids, parents and grandparents are encouraged to download the free iTunes Sample Book.
Even if you are not Apple equipped, maybe someone you know is. Please visit my web site and read what Comet & the Rainbow is all about. Click on the site’s “Available on iTunes” button, browse the sample pages (seen here) , read the description and learn more. Even better — if you are an Apple user — download the free iTunes Sample Book and let me know what you think.
Angela and I have spent years working on this project. Now, you’re a part of it. And if you happen to purchase Comet & the Rainbow, consider leaving a kindly review on the iTunes Store and promoting the book whenever you can. Page 45 Narration
“One Hundred Feet Below Sea Level”
Posted in Commentary, Fiction & Essays, Illustrated, tagged black holes, global warming, poetry, science on 11/28/2011| 11 Comments »
Tim says: I have always been interested in science and, to a point, following current events as best I can. Unlike science, current events tend to change day to day; it usually takes science a few days to catch up.
Black holes* have always fascinated me. What are they? Where do they come from? Where do they go? How can massive objects — whose gravity is so strong even light and possibly time cannot escape, and which are now believed to be the center of every one of the billions of galaxies scattered throughout the known universe — even exist?
Aquacious monuments.
And what is all this hoopla about global warming? Is it? Isn’t it? Do we know for sure?
“By golly, Tim,” you might now be asking yourself, “what the hell do black holes and global warming have in common, and where are you heading with this?”
Well, you see … more than a decade ago I wrote this really weird poem…
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One Hundred Feet Below Sea Level
Our houses will be reefs someday,
When the poles shift,
Or the ozone fails,
The ice caps melt,
Aquacious monuments,
One hundred feet below sea level.
The continents are old
And ancient movement
Is measured in inches.
What once was here
Will soon once be there.
Snorkeled tourists will float,
Peering downward,
Or sink, bubbles rising,
For closer observation.
Rooftop skylights,
Intimately outlined in coral,
Too far below to own,
But delicately enticing.
Scuba divers
Find riding lawn mowers
Silently locked inside of sheds,
Patios and stone walls
Awash with shadow and distortions.
Ornamental trees, once leafed,
Now skeletal.
Surface tension
Sucks seashores
To the skirts of the mountains,
Where whales sing liquid songs,
Connecting the canyons,
And sightseers once shot
White water on rubber rafts.
The Earth is old
And ancient movement
Is measured in miles per second.
What once was here
Will soon once be there,
Twirling around our sun,
Like continents in motion,
In concert with the system,
Itself minuscule.
Planets within galaxies,
Seas within oceans,
Expanding from a central horizon,
Measured in light years
And tidal action.
Mass and densities
Manipulated by gravitational forces,
Dancing in balance.
Holes within black holes,
Floes within currents,
Light bending so tightly,
That what lies ahead
Is seen from behind,
Until there is nothing,
No seas and no oceans.
Our houses will be reefs someday,
When the poles shift,
Or the ozone fails,
The ice caps melt.
Aquacious monuments,
One hundred feet below sea level.
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* If you have read the “black hole” link in today’s Simply Tim, you have once again used the incredible services of Wikipedia. Wikipedia is a non-profit organization who can use your help. If you by-passed Wikipedia’s “Please Read” section during your previous visit, I urge you to check it out now.
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