Sometimes I watch CNN’s Headline News just to make me feel better. Like yesterday when I read the following news item as it crawled across the bottom of my television screen: “Oops. Visitor who tripped on a shoelace and fell down a stairway shattered. . . “
(Here, I paused, preparing myself for cracked ribs, a concussion, plus a lawsuit to follow)
“. . . three Qing Dynasty Chinese vases at a museum in Cambridge, England.”
By golly, I bet that museum would rather have had that fellah crack those ribs!